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the real pasta rankings

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Top: Penne/Rotini/Farfalle
Upper Middle: Spaghetti/Fettuccine/Tortellini/Ravioli
Middle: Elbow Macaroni/Angel Hair/Lasagna/Rigatoni
Lower Middle: Acini de Pepe/Ziti/Shells
Bottom: Rotelle/Fusilli/Linguine

Notes:
-Top tier comes down to personal preference, although Penne continues to dominate for the most part. Farfalle has made moves.
-Tortellini is NOT top tier, so stop saying they are. Maybe when you're featured in more dishes, sure.
-Elbow macaroni can go either Middle or Upper Middle. Depends on personal preference.
-Rigatoni is FALLING
-Rotelle, stop saying you're "on the rise" because you've literally been in zero pasta dishes since those weird versions of pasta salad.

Posted By: greek
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ravioli ravioli give me the formuloni

By: bob-esponja
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Could this have been more obviously written by Tortellini? Please stop acting like any respectable restaurant would cook with you...

By: Wow...
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by: lol   

you're definitely a jealous linguini, everyone knows tortellini is one of the most desired pastas

By: lol
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NOOOO way is ziti lower middle- they are top tier and you know it. I'm so tired of Penne's self ranking on here : /

By: Well
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What a joke. Everybody knows spaghetti hazes.

By: pasta girl
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CLEARLY a penne wrote this. Stop with the self ranking!!!

By: get over yourself
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You all know the boiling pot scandal in the Penne house has lowered their status this year. Penne needs to stop self ranking on here.

By: Cook
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Angel hair girls are authentic and fun. They are high class and beautiful-top tier for sure. I'm so tired of Penne posting lies on here.

By: Ragu
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Spaghetti will always be the top of the top

By: Truefrogrules
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You need to be open minded and try all the pastas yourself. Choose the pasta that fits your appetite best :)

By: Wel
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I say Farfalle will ALWAYS be first. It's very exclusive and never common.

By: Lol
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