UCSB men are clowns in Rainbow sandals

White people go flip flop shopping and like thinking their degenerate sons can compare to me when they all like Rainbow sandals and the sheer thought of stealing my power. UCSB is so lowly as to want me in the place to enjoy a trip to Venenele or Liliqua. No white boy can steal my next life because white boys are content eating truffle pasta and dry aged beef. White people are beneath me to even stab because they treat me so badly when I’m not a clown dancing around in Rainbow sandals taking bong rips that aren’t fluid yellow. My illadelph rips are yellow and my friends aren’t. The Europeans who desecrate UCSB are my only soulmates with basset underdogs. UCSB guys are old men stuck in a young body. Liana Falcetti’s disease but backwards

UCSB would literally make me so poor as to like Laucala Island over Fenetene for a beach day because they’re a bunch of party kids who never have a decent vacation in their life. Everybody who can tolerate my pristine first Hermès odor is a degenerate who should be weary before they talk smack because they literally want to smell my feet then make me pay for their truffle pasta, me not ready to even buy an oligarch an Otnznt