DOWNTOWN ANALYSIS

In order of attendance, here we go.

RIVERDECK:
Wow. The best event finally claims its throne. About time, should set the standard for all other events (cough cough open bar).

POOL:
Surprisingly undersold compared to last year, but still comfortably the second biggest event. Need to see how T and A shake it up next year to keep pool hyped.

BEER GARDEN:
Wth happened here lmao. Randomly the third biggest event, props to fourth pillar and brickhouse ig.

CARNIVAL:
New event surprisingly outselling staples. Venue looks sick though. Only time will tell to see if this sticks around for next year.

NOTO:
Undersold compared to last year. Also no idea why they threw owls onto ts, now you have to split the revenue 4 ways lmaoo.

BACK2SCHOOL/WINSTON/WATTS:
Didn't even bother making 3 separate posts. classic forgettable apes slop lmao, no upper classmen will go and freshmen will regret paying for these events. Whoever greenlit watts as a venue should be kicked from social.

PIER PREGAME:
Deserved its own post. Good job hiding the attendance numbers lmao, great job hall. This might be the worst event in every conceived of across all NSOs.

Think the takeaway is that people are sick of downtowns, and only good ones are selling lmao. Apes needs to stop booking venues and throwing 4 frats onto events thinking they'll sell, even freshmen aren't dumb enough to blindly buy anything. I predict a lot of frats are going to lose money off downtowns, which normally prints money, from the oversaturation of events and because of how many ways houses are splitting money. Castle/Delt def on top so far, T probably at a close third. Would be surprised if any other house is making money.

Btw thanks for deleting this post previously. Y'all are soft. Everything in this post is true, ask anyone affiliated.