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what happens when you ask for a beer at every frat

by: lol

castle - hands you a white claw
hall - hands you an 8ball
fiji - hands you PrEP
zete - hands you a 30mg cigarette
theos - you forget the next 8-14 hours
zbt - throws the can at you. somehow hits an ofsl event monitor
sammy - throws one to you. misses your hand by 10 feet
apes - checks if you're circumcised, asks you to leave
owls - only has grey goose, asks you to leave
delt - only has Coors, rants about bud light being too woke
sig chi - they've already drank it all

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#1  by: Ok    
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Actually hilarious

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#2  by: Barni   
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Haha all true

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#3  by: Annieb   
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So accurate! Should be taught at NSO

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#4  by: Amyyy   
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No owls gives you 2 packs of cigs lol

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#5  by: Yegah   
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Theos true, not funny but true

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#6  by: Allies   
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Yeppp

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#7  by: Shutup   
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Please stop posting this on Sidechat

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#8  by: teach   
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They should use this to tech freshman

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#9  by: Arnold   
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First post in greekrank history without a downvote haha

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#10  by: Appesss   
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Thank you whoever made this

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