greekreporter: the pre-nso edition
by: t1 guy
greekrank has become boring and I want to start something new. apparently my last post made it to a certain sorority group chat... then someone paid to get deleted (sorry girls). lets see if the same thing happens to this fun collection of coded news. speculate in the comments
1) a certain frat put in a lot of work this summer. ill admit the result is pretty impressive, although I wonder if everyone else knows that it only happened due to one very valuable senior... who isnt even a brother. but hey, at least together, they got some payback for arson and hockey sticks.
2) this sorority is currently finding out, through codes and invites, that it is much less popular than it assumed. hitting up two frats on the same event for help is a bad look.
3) its a nice house. it could've been made a lot nicer this summer, had all of its furniture remained intact... now OFSL is itching to take it away.
4) two frats have very similar problems going into this year. in both, a lot of friends promised a lot of bids to those who didnt get any last year. neither can possibly make good on them all.
5) among relevant frats, this one has the most group chats. but as more people are noticing, probably the least activity in all of them from their most recent PC.
6) lower on the totem pole, but still recognizable, this frat is slowly finding out that what they thought was their biggest achievement is actually becoming an enormous financial burden.
current ranking of relevancy:
castle/theos
hall,owls/zete
delt/apes,zbt
fiji/elmo/sae
Commentby: lmaoAug 16, 2023 9:54:51 PM
Bro, it looks like you’re the one who isn’t in the know. You just commented four times on this site and the last one was you calling last years hall PC bad, an opinion shared by literally no one.
I can personally confirm that at least two of these are scarily true (to a level that I thought only the people involved in each frat knew it). You’re out of the know lol
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by: lolAug 17, 2023 4:17:33 PM
theres one very "devoted" poster on this site who won't stop talking about how bad hall's pc is and spreading rumors ab them bidding kids with sa cases (untrue). probably this guy lol
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by: lolAug 17, 2023 7:36:29 PM
by: BruhAug 17, 2023 11:01:01 PM
Funny that you guys think I'm in Hall when I was just saying these descriptions are bits and pieces of the actual story and far from the truth
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by: lolAug 16, 2023 8:54:13 PM
#6 by: this is hard
1 is Apes obviously. "hockey sticks" is the silent disco "incident" they had last year. no idea about the senior or arson
2 has gotta be aphi or oax
3 ???
4 has to be owls 100%. maybe delt or zete for the second?
5 I think might be Theos? or maybe zbt.
6 no idea. maybe fiji taking a big class?
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by: LmaoAug 16, 2023 9:26:50 PM
buddy out here lying since half of this is either false or enormously exaggerated for “tea” value.
people always trying to act like they’re “in the know” but it’s just cringe when people involved see it
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