Dear Apes Rushes…
by: New Oz
Hi Apes Rushes. I have a proposition for all of you. If you are currently rushing apes, and have not been cut by the first few days of rush week early next sem, Theos will give you a bid if you show us you’ve made it far into Apes rushing.
We are more than willing to take you. And we will know if you lie. Reach out to a Theos brother.
You don’t want to be in the new Oz. After their seniors leave, it’s over.
Comment#3 by: Desperate
imagine:
1. being so threatened by apes that you make a public post about it - proving you’re threatened by apes.
2. thinking anyone rushing would want to be in the r8pey frat instead of literally any other frat at Penn. especially when so many of your own soph class hates you.
3. being SO desperate to cover up your horrible sa history (not just the senior) that you post this and think “yeah, that’ll do it.”
im not an ape but I have some real secondhand embarrassment for you theos.
sober up little buddy.
#4 by: confused
I am in a frat here that's neither apes or Theos so to me this is just funny. but seriously, what is the play here?
My friends in Theos love it, but the few complaints I do hear are along the lines of "it can be cliquey at times." If you're really trying to nearly double your pledge class... I can only guess how bad this problem will be. You'll be approaching sorority levels of size, and no, that new house alone won't fix the culture shock this causes.
Still not convinced this isn't SAE or someone picking around.
by: ehNov 4, 2022 2:04:01 AM
it’s theos responding to being called out on their sa. the “timeline” post covered it pretty well.
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by: lolNov 4, 2022 2:12:01 AM
any comment about apes dying is theos moaning while getting pęgged by their pc
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