Penn 2022 Homecoming Fraternity Ranks + Descriptions

Top:

Castle (up) : MG was a hit. Maybe it was bad, but everyone was rolling so who knows.
Theos (same) : although you had a failed downtown, great Hoco darty energy

Low-Top:
Phi Delt (same) : Darty was very eh. Maybe it was fun if you really know the ppl. But Hoco is not usually your forte.
Hall (down) : I’m j tired of the same darties. It’s always the same bad music. j so overated. Showing a house is not rizz.
Zete (down) : your boycott downtown was mid at best.
Owls (up) : you can’t compete with Castle on a Friday. All you did was rob ppl of a fun MG event for just another downtown. But proud of you for collabing with the big boys.

(Slight break)

SAE (up) : high energy event with NOTD. Packed af. Great music. Plus points for some exclusivity and needed to be approved. Weird ish to do it with Beta.
ZBT (same): ZBTahiti was okay in the beggining. But got shut down before midnight. You can’t consider yourself a good frat if you don’t even throw in general. Tho you are up because it was fun. OFSL gonna be mad.
Apes (slight down) : someone told me that Theos is hardcore trying to steal your pc again. Just a fair warning. Most likely to be the new Oz. But decent darty.

Upper Mid:

Phi (up) : bold to wristband 2 Hoco backlot darties. High energy on campus. Secured top for this tier for Hoco. Also, ur going on campus??
Sig Chi (down) : always. So. Freshman. Just bc they’re girls doesn’t mean they aren’t still barely 19. I mean thats ur only way huh. Plans sorority mixers but always a miss. .
Fiji (same) : deck house was packed. Pretty fun overall tho nothing too special.
Sammy (up) : did a backlot darty. Not bad at all. Was part of one of the wristbanded backlot parties.

Mid:

Beta (up) : nice collaboration with SAE. Very packed event. Good for ur rep. Hope you didn’t pay too much tho.

(Others don’t matter as much after here. There is a huge drop in events and movement here)

Elmo
Ksig

Low-Mid:
Sig Ep
Aepi
ATO
Phi Psi

Bottom:
Pike
Sig Nu
Crows
DKE
Tep
Spades
KA
Lambda
Oz