HALL PSA (please read)

GOOD MORNING greekrank appreciators. I am Hall’s new greekrank chair. As a new addition to our vast team, I would like to tell you about a day in my life. Everyday, I wake up to drink my protein shake even tho I’m weak enough so any OAX girl could take me down. Then, I PROUDLY put on my athlete apparel (lacrosse, fencing, and or other), though we lost that game last Saturday. Next, I look at the mirror and say my affirmations.

“We did not snap bid most of our class”
“We are better than Theos”
“Hall is T1”

I do this until I realize it’s time for me to get on greekrank. Obviously, I’m a pm. So I make my little pledges get on greekrank with me. Every time there’s a post where Hall is NOT T1, I force my pledges to do 10 wall sits. Then, they dislike it on their phone, laptop, and scooter. Thank you! Make sure to upvote all Hall T1 posts!!!