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Is my Cat an Engineer?

by: Question

The other day as I was going to the store, I felt that in reality there was actually an essence of people that I usually miss. And in that moment it sort of felt in a weird way as if the world in and of itself was quaking and I myself was a part of that external rupture. I therefore began to ruminate deeply like the third stomach of a cow and in doing so able to see myself as part of this greater whole, as part of one of many. E pluribus Unum. In doing so, it became extremely clear to me how the networks of our world intertwine, how the social fabric of one campus can be but a thread in the larger spindles of the universe.
And in doing so those that are able to meld these fabrics, twist them to their whim are the greatest engineers of all: the social engineers.
But who is a social engineer and who is the best of the social engineers? Cats were never domesticated. They simply co-evolved with humans. They placed themselves into domestication to take part in the consumption of resources we've worked so hard to attain.
In that sense, they've twisted and turned the networked threads of evolution so that they are the ultimate beneficiaries, the social engineers who have created a world where we work to garner resources for their pleasure. So I guess my cat is the greatest engineer of them all. My cat is the goat.

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