How to Do Well At Penn

by: WikiHowAug 2, 2020 5:31:38 PM

1) Exclusively wear GGDB or Common Projects as your everyday shoes and designer shoes every once in a while
2) the only acceptable coat is Canada goose or moncler (moncler>>>)
3) do not be seen at a frat t2 or below after NSO
4) only befriend hot/rich people
5) DO LOTS OF C O K E
6) party three to four nights a week
7) Only wear designer shirts will logos that are recognizable but do not scream “look at me”
8) don’t eat in campus dining. Go to places to see and be seen (van gos, saxbys, four seasons, etc...)
9) smoke cigs occasionally but not enough to be branded an addict (unless ur international then no one cares)
10) listen to rap and edm
11) know every cool guy and girl

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#1 by: Wait... Aug 2, 2020 5:33:58 PM

I meant Don’t be seen at a frat below t2... except for ZBT and Phi. They’re not cool and no cool sororities mix with them.

Despite what they say OAX IS NOT COOL also...

This is definitely not satire

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by: But don’t worryAug 2, 2020 5:37:07 PM

U can publicly get w an OAX girls and mix with them occasionally and no one will judge u. U just better not bring them to a datnehight...

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#2 by: Also Aug 2, 2020 5:35:55 PM

Molly, weed, ket, shrooms, and lsd r cool.

And don’t grind on girls at parties or else no one will want to get w u. And for girls, don’t let guys grind on u or else people will thing ur not classy enough. Dfmoing is acceptable tho (idk why)

By: AlsoAug 2, 2020 5:35:55 PM