Frats as Tech Companies

Hall: IBM- been here for long time, nothing cool except one or two aspects
Castle: Tencent- international behemoth winning the American game, but no one really cares
Phi Delt: Microsoft- pretty boring but old is still gold ?
Oz: Tesla- crazy come up but with occasional downturns
Theos: Facebook- money, steals people from other companies and sometimes just buys companies outright
ZBT: Uber- same product as Lyft
Apes: Lyft- same product as Uber
Zete: Palantir- lowkey af
SAE: Netflix- same thing as Hulu but more trusted for a good time
Kappa Sig: Hulu- lol
Beta: Juul Labs- you either buy into it or hate it
Fiji: Apple- well known, too much emphasis on look and appearances
Phi Psi: Nvidia- very smart
Tep: Cisco- fell off radar but holding up ok?
Sig Chi: SpaceX/Lockheed Martin/etc- physically huge product\n\n\n\n\n