factual rankings

We will be ranking by Juul pod consumption. Basically the more pods you burn the higher you’ll be. For example if you’re a real gawd and delete pods on the daily you’ll be high up

HALL (I know for a fact they’re all gods which by transitive property of burn means they burn. Like a lot)

ZBT (I’ve seen these boys fight each other over the juul so no surprise they’re this high up)

SAE (these guys raid wawa for pods like bats out of hell or philly crackheads so no surprise they’re top tier. Think they might be compensating for something tho)
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ZETES (surprisingly high depending on which way you look at it. Tend to stick to darts and surpringly few gawds. But don’t be surprised if you see them chilling ripping Jpiece not letting people into their parties)
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THEOS (surprised how low they are. But apparently they’re too elite for juul whatever that means)

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Beta (never seen a juul in their lives