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ADPHI shouts echo, Night is shattered, peace is gone, Quiet fades away.

Oh, my head is massive, it’s a sight to behold, It’s so big, I need a crane to hold. People stop and stare when I walk by, They say, "Is that a hot air balloon in the sky?" Big head, big brain, that’s what they say, But finding a hat? No, there’s just no way. It’s so gigantic, can’t fit through the door, When I lay down, I need an extra floor! It’s a noggin so large, it’s hard to miss, I give headbutts that feel like a kiss. Gravity’s pulling, it’s got its own field, My thoughts are heavy, but I’ll never yield! Big head, big brain, that’s what they say, But finding a hat? No, there’s just no way. It’s so gigantic, can’t fit through the door, When I lay down, I need an extra floor! I’m the king of bobbleheads, a walking statue, When I nod, it’s a natural disaster preview. You think it’s just a joke, but it’s all true, My head’s so big, it’s got its own crew! So if you see me coming, better clear the way, This noggin’s unstoppable, here to stay. Big head, big dreams, with a smile so wide, I carry the weight of the world with pride!

The house itself is always a mess, and there seems to be no effort to keep it clean. Parties might be frequent, but they are poorly organized.

Associates with:
Phi Sigma Kappa Fraternity

I'm Big Chungus, yeah, you know my name, Lovin' food is my claim to fame. I see a buffet, and my eyes just gleam, For the love of chow, it’s my ultimate dream. I love pizza, burgers, fries, and cake, I’ll eat it all, there’s no mistake. From the crunchy to the chewy, sweet or savory, Big Chungus in the kitchen, it's culinary bravery! Give me tacos, give me sushi, give me pies, I’m the king of snacks, in every size. From breakfast burritos to late-night feasts, I’m the hungriest bunny, I’m a food-loving beast!

Yeah, this meal is dedicated to all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothing To all the chefs that lived above the buildings that I was hustlin' in front of Called the police on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my stomach And all the people in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'? Uh-ha, it's all good, baby baby It was all a cream I used to read Word Up! magazine Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine Hangin' candies on my wall Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl I let my cookie rock 'til my cookie popped Smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack With the hat to match

Uh, murder all my enemies, gotta bake a pie Body for a body, food just a lie You know the healthy hustle, so we gotta grind Keep it in the family like a pumpkin pie I got the bread up in the safe, extra cheese on the side The power and the money, you can eat the prize I been getting honey, 'bout to blow a bee hive And I'm cookin' in the kitchen with the steak knives Forgive me for my baked sins I broke a lot of bread, got a lot of cake in My fam ain't hungry, but we gotta win From the start, never played pretend Brick by brick, build it up again Feastin' on the food, ain't no way to end Every dollar on the table, gotta spend Whippin' up the sauce, better comprehend

Heart been broke so many pies, I don't know what to believe Mama say it's my spice, it's my fault I wear my wheat on my sleeve Think it's best I put my meat on ice, 'cause I can't breathe I'ma put my meat on ice, it's getting the best of me While in the cell with Lil' Rye, after I slapped him I had told him Don't know how you get down with them fries, but I'm a soldier No one could understand, I had way too much cola And I guess the sausage drove him Heard that food's expensive when it get to spinnin' Like a pepperoni, on the house, I got spinach Thought that I was cooked until it hit me It's lit this morning, we the hottest food up in the kitchen

House was so dirty and disgusting. Parties were not fun at all. The guys were also very strange at some points.

This fraternity is extremely creepy. I was offered DMT several times. Do not go to this fraternity for social gatherings or parties. Terrifying.