❗️HONEST SORORITY RANKINGS❗️SPRING 2025

This is my complete BRUTALLY honest rankings about each sorority. I tried to say good things and bad things about each house, so really give it a read.

1. KKG: Super selective, snobby, but top for a reason. They already have their pc picked out for not only this year but probably also the next 3 years. Highland park daddy’s money girls.

2. AXO: The “pretty girls”. Mostly blonde and orange, reek of fake tan. Either super nice or the most crazy person you’ve ever met. Relevant and definitely prettiest house.

3. XO: Similar vibe to axo with the pretty girl horrible fake tan. They had a horrible rush last year which made them fall off a bit. Everyone also hates each other, people drop all the time.

4. Pi phi: pick me girls. They are all boyfriend stealers and that’s how they remain relevant. They have the oldest house, but that also means the cheapest dues.

5. Tri delt: the “funny girls”. Tri delt has had its fair share of issues, but recently have been doing better. They’re all funny and enjoyable to be around, just don’t always do the best in rush.

6. Theta: the “smart girls”. They win best gpa almost every year, but some of them are definitely a little nerdy. They haven’t had a house for 2 years, but it will be pretty when it’s done.

7. Aphi: used to be top but have taken an extreme fall in the last 3 years. They never do anything and have to COB like 50+ girls a year. Still have some pretty girls but so many randos.

8. DG: pretty consistently low ever since their hazing scandal a few years ago. They will take girls who are blacklisted from other houses. Kinda annoying but some are nice.

9. Gphi: the “goth sorority”. Kinda the rejects who didn’t want the title of bottom house. There’s a mix of everyone, even gay girls, but they make it work for them.

10. AGD: their nickname is alpha grabba donut. Usually get to live in 2 years bc there’s not enough girls to fill the house.

11. AOII: Pretty much the same as AGD, their house is just worse. They didn’t do terrible in this last rush, but there’s no coming up for them until they get a new house.