aphi open house

I was standing outside of Alpha Phi today waiting to go in when I noticed that the window was open a crack. I peeked through the window and saw them adjusting the barbies in the door stack. At one point a girl's arm fell off and they duct taped it back on. When I finally got inside the house I asked to use the restroom. I guess I misunderstood which door she said because I walked in and the brunettes were packed in there like sardines staring at me. I tried to run away but they pulled me in. I tried telling them that I was a PNM but they still won't let me out. Good news is that there is food and water in here and they're playing Keeping Up With the Kardashians #brunetterepresentation. If you're seeing this please come save me! Or don't, I'm having a good time. Hopefully they'll let me stay until bid day!