pi phi open house :/

I felt like an absolute ANGEL at Pi phi today. I noticed that their president and recruitment team sit in gold thrones just like the holy trinity. They even had a mini one set aside for me! They stabbed both sides of me with angel wings and forced me to fly around the house for the entire party.. I LOVED it! Before leaving, they quickly ripped the wings off but I will keep the scars with me forever <3. Pi phi truly is heaven on earth!