Curious how the lower class lives

Hi I am from USC, we hired away your coach which you couldn’t afford and also gave him a 16 million dollar home. The two top fraternities at USC are Lambda Chi and Sigma Chi. Lambda just had the Chainsmokers for their signature party Mt Olympus and Sigma Chi had Fetty Wap for their Snow Lodge party, both fraternities have a multi-million dollar social budget. What type of budget do the top fraternities have at OU?.. do you hire recognised names for your parties or just get someone’s playlist off Spotify or Pandora.
With the deep pockets of our alumni I am certain your former coach who you could no longer afford will bring decades of national championships to USC and put those poor hillbillies in the SEC in their place.