the only rankings that matter

DDD/XO. Filled with the best mississippi and oos girls. Connections and alumni support are absolutely necessary. Legacies have a hard time fitting in.

KD/DG. Filled with uber competitive girls who strive for perfection. Connections are important. Non competitive girls stick out like sore thumbs.

Phi Mu/kappa. Filled with great girls who simply lacked connection to other top houses. Phi Mu are girl next door types while kappa is a mix. When kappa upped their gpa, they started taking in a lot of nerds. Might affect this years pledge class.

Pi phi. Lots and lots of Texas girls and girls from the north. Fun, but a little wild. Boys love these girls.

AOPi. Northern girls. Stuck up girls and mean girls. You don't need any connections to get in. When bottom girls attack this post, they will be AOPis.

Theta/Adpi. Total mix of every type of girl imaginable. These are mostly girls who don't conform to the normal sorority type. We all have friends in these houses and love them.

Alpha f-ing phi. Go away! We don't want you on campus.