Someone pooped themself Saturday?? TWICE???

Did anyone else happen to see that poor freshman kid drunkenly poop his pants at the race??

And then as soon as he realized what happened he shimmy-walked his way through the bleachers and beelined to the restroom.

He waddled back like 15 mins later, and I think he thinks no one saw him and he just got away with murder bc he acted like nothing happened

Then lo and behold he starts jumping and cheering during the final lap and HE POOPS HIS PANTS AGAIN WHILE CHEERING??!!!?!!

Hey dude, if you’re out there and you happen to see this post, just know that I saw the entire thing. It’s ok, it happens to the best of us!! Your secret is safe with me.