chlamydia and she still can’t keep her legs shut
by: ruthless
Just saw Hailey Anderson leaving her 6th frat house this week. Girl’s basically community property at this point—sponsored by every frat on campus. Heard she runs frat tours like she’s on payroll: starts at Fiji with “biker buddy”, hits up the eagelson for halftime, and wraps it up with a “nightcap” at AEPi. Be careful—she doesn’t care if you’re single, cuffed, or married with two kids. If it breathes and has a pulse, it’s fair game.
Is she the new Bonnie Blue? Please. Bonnie is atleast hot. Hailey out here like DoorDash—shows up uninvited, usually drunk, and always leaves you with something you didn’t order.
Your boyfriend’s not safe. Your sneaky link’s not safe. Hell, your professor might be next. She’s not a homewrecker, she’s FEMA with a vendetta.
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