Aepi wedding sucked

Having an emo version of Elvis kick off your wedding was weird but ball up top. The roast was full of airballs except when the rabbi called his gf chopped (made my night (she was)). Testament to how bad the roast was the Jews of aepi went inside the jtouse (Jewish touse for casuals) 20 mins into the wedding and then private sherm (moo yoo babydaddy) threw beer at the guy in front of him (dont know what that was about) They threw chairs at each back and forth for about 5 mins while sosh was being facey with his cigar (next time don’t just chew on it). Finally the autistic washed senior got his kiss and everyone went home because somehow Jews couldn’t afford (stingy) bands to touse rave cave.