Cold night, hot takes let’s get into it

Kappapawderpuff was a way bigger turnout than last year shoutout to whoever planned it, because that was smoother than a freshman trying to get into Kilroy’s with a fake. Gphi? Absolute dogs. You guys played like you had scholarships on the line. That dub was earned, no notes. Zeta: someone needs to remind y’all this is a philanthropy event, not the SEC. The cleats? The aggression? I thought someone was about to get ejected and fined. DZ, A for effort, A+ for just vibing. Y’all had fun and didn’t commit any felonies, honestly a win. A Phi looked incredible, as always, but also looked so confused. Like half the team was just chasing flags and vibes. Still queens. Kappa: you girls are adorable, sweet, and collectively look like you walked out of a Pinterest board. But we have to talk about the sophomore situation. It looked like they recruited a freshman labor force and then supervised them from the corner like Regina George with a headset. Chi O, solid performance, but the uniforms gave “grab whatever’s clean.” Let’s coordinate next time, this isn’t gym class. AXO, y’all weren’t on the field long but had the most wholesome sideline energy. The mom-daughter cheering duo almost made me cry. Overall, easily the best philo of the year. Nothing beats watching sorority girls go full WWE while still serving Lululemon and lash extensions.