Blowy Boy Investigation
by: The Spy
Alright listen up,
This is The Spy speaking – not your average hall monitor, not some RA on a power trip. I keep tabs. I stay in the shadows. But now, someone’s been stirring the pot too much, and it’s time to bring this menace into the light.
I’m talking about Blowy Boy.
You’ve seen the chaos. The Blowdemic that is blossoming around campus is all his fault.
This guy (or girl?) is a full-blown degen, a walking meme with no chill and too much time on their hands. But here’s the thing – campus isn’t a circus unless someone’s clowning around. And I, The Spy, want answers.
I will find you Blowy boy and after my recent deduction I have narrowed it down to 5 suspects.
1. Tydask
2. Aepi tan sidekick
3. Peck
4. Phi psi social (the one with the beard)
5. Kabrick
Comment below if you have any leads
— The Spy
Trust no one. Question everyone.
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