Sunday Scaries

Hey guys, that was a solid weekend. Just left inkwell after dumping half a pound of blood and mucus into their napkins - rough morning to say the least. Let’s get the into the weekend recap. Primetime (Thursday night) as we all know was a f**king sh*t show (see previous post - let’s not waste time here). Was hung n***a nutsack on Friday and maybe cranked my goddamned monkey wrench 8 times to Scottie Sheffler. Later on, I went over to SAE and first thing I did after walking in the door was beeline to MY EFFING DOG (too bad he was pissed off all night, however I did see him bring some huzz up to his room (neither black nor chubby (good stuff bro))). Cranked a few sober lines (if you got a problem go eff yourself libby b*tch #MAGA) and had maybe 2 beers because I was so hung (I’m only human). Wrapped the night up early because I had to get some beauty sleep for an absolute marathon of a Saturday. Holy sh*t. Woke up to some chicken minis and did awful things to them (awful) and then got ready for the day with a buzz and a jerk. After j*zzing in said chicken minis, I called the guy (the guy), grabbed some beers, and hit the road for Beta Playground. Bricky boy on the sticks got me pretty right and I could not look away from all the t*ts (sorry girlfriend (b*tch)). Did numbers in the bathroom and ripped maybe 15 pisses through the beta fence. Phi delt afters. Peckinator looked like a f*cking f*ggot yesterday (sorry pal go eff yourself) but the shower bumps made my day exponentially better. Whatever. Phi psi was lit and AEPI flopped (j(ews)). However I heard some stud at AEPI burnt a cig out on his nuts #spect (wish me and fsg were there for that). Did a bunch of guy and had another 8AM night, played some Fortnite r*cked too (highly recommend). Oh. Anyone else notice an increasing amount of black guys at each party? I did. Due to that, I made a trip to The Colored School (est. 1847) in town to immerse myself more in the culture. Now I’m back home cranking wrench to Sungjae Im. That’s all I’ve got since I had to post such a heater for Primetime. #goeffurself #BlowyBoy #BigBloke #fsg #blackguys