DC is no longer just a city

DC in a certain house (def not TEP) makes the city seem tiny. I’m short on time right now, but I have to say this is not just a small crush. A tiny part of me (all of me tbh) has a need to get DOWN LOW with him(iykwim). His butt is so big from squatting all of the time, I love speaking to him. Do not pretend like this is a little deal, I LOVE DC I LOVE DC I LOVE DC #STAYHARD