Splattered deuces in phi sig potty

I haven’t seen so many shmears since I found my stepdad’s skidmarky mesh bathing suit. Basically I made my way into the men’s restroom (up the stairs to the left) just to find Streaks of Brwown all over the handle, seat, and 🕳️. I wanted to call my stepdad and ask for advice on what to do next, but I had to limit my time. Phi sig for gods sake order a cleaning service and if you have to blow ass that bad you should probably just go to the hospital instead