Tau Epsilon Phi - ΤΕΦ Fraternity Ratings at IU

I AM CRAZZZZY. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I also have ADD like no other lately. I cannot sit still for a single moment- I am here- then there, then back, and then on to something new, and then back to something really old, and then up the wall of the neighbors garage, swinging aimlessly past the caribbean coconuts which yield the everlasting contempt and feudal lands of hormonal fires. PUT IT OUT screams the old woman beside the honky tonk bar with two strands of golden wispers stringing around seedless palms of gossip. Where’d the donkey’s go?

Associates with:
Alpha Phi Sorority

im the guy from fortnite geeper geeber durrr duhhhhh I performed a concert here and the ratio was 1:-4 and it was awesome BUGSSSSS BONEEY durrrrrr and then I I dropped retail row and got a chug jug now im battle pass tier 100!!!! all thanks to tep bcuz they were such good squad mates durrrrrrrrrr now I have 50 squad wins and im going moisty mire

Associates with:
Alpha Kappa Lambda Fraternity
Sigma Delta Tau Sorority

Hi im josh lipton and ive been a tep alimni for a while. People say i have a huge eggplant but that clearly isnt true. I like going to the tep secret stash and using a pump to make my eggplant big. Its meant for the boys but ive used it to propel my career into a famous actor, my dream job as a kid. If i could go back, i would love to spend more time making cosplay costumes with the boys or even use my big eggplant as a hammer to rebuild the house. Our rival frat was sigma nu tho we call them sigma poo. I want to slap my eggplant to bulldoze their also nonexistent house as they are rebuilding. Gee boop eed uuuhrrrrrr goober geeeper. Sorry my testosterone injections make me malfunction. Anyways, their alumni has been so successful as ive been a doctor, mechanic, businessman, and so much more. Make sure to network with me.

I was born to be priveleged with a big donkey kong. Then i heard about josh lipton. I heard about him having a huge eggplant and although id love to see it. Since when did tau erect peen have a garden to grow eggplants in? Must be for their grannies visiting over the weekend. Anyways, have a good day. Ooga booga

The world is a cruel place. I just wanted to be a clown but ended up killing some midget for making fun of my funny makeup. Haha. Thank god i got invited to some show because of my acting skills. Instead of killing him, i went to college and ended up rushing a frat. As a clown, zbt, sammy, and acacia didnt bid me cause im too funny. Hahaha. I hate batman. Anyways, i did this funny dance haha and they liked in. There were a lot of girls that i like and they really loved me. Then my antipsychotics wore out and everything became weird. The girls turned into guys and they were trying to kick me out cause i was too funny. I told the prsident that i was gonna make this pencil disappear. Ha ha hee ha. My peen got smaller after i saw his face and the pencil disappeared.

honestly this club was super poggers. went over to the vice presidents single apartment and 1v1 him hes dogwater tho and i clapped him. straight trash couldnt even do 90's. then i asked if i could invite my sister and they all stood up and screamed no at the same time. i told them i had to bring her over becuase she has child dementia and is a geed but they all yelled at me and kicked me out. overall, would definitely reccomend playing fortnite iwubfibewfuibewiufbweiu fbweifuebwfiuewbfiuewbf im not a geed im in Sammy!

I went to the grocery store to picka a lot of girls and I got the uh uh uh missing ballot for that day. I see people in red hats that are not good people and if your not living in an actual house then your a boy scout. My best friend barack obama was the forty fourth geed in tep thats why michelle looked like a boy just like surina william. If you dont vote for me, then you aint in tep. Gamma delta has some very fine women and where my lovely hillary went so she could lose the election. I will make americy very uh uh lets go send troops back to the middle east.

Overall a very good house with clean drinking water. One brother accused of of witchcraft after I happened to summon a female being. I happened to put a curse upon this house by adding extra calories into their food causing any brother to cause earthquakes at any party just by moving. They will burn me soon by dawn, because theyvre never seen a person with long hair before and shaved legs.

Literal mormons and dont believe in black jesus cause they aint inviting no extra hole goobers. The extra hole goobers need a civil rights act so they dont get treated by a nice guy here. Guys are so curved that even malcolm x wont visit their individual apartments . I had a dream that one day ill pay a geed to shoot me so I dont need to see another elephant in the zoom rush asking me about my gender studies homework.

These people arent even democrat, or republican, theyre geeds. Recent election was rigged, a rainbow man got elected. Next election needs mail in ballots so we dont elect another geed. And also, also, also, also, i dont stutter. Im just tired of seeing sausage fests all day in my 50 years of being the best speaker of the no house