why i didn't go greek

I appreciated all of the fake love, relentless invitations to come to the sorority house and all of you stalking out my social media. No really. But I decided not to go Greek because I'm gunning for a 4.0 freshman year and will transfer to Ann Arbor next fall. I can't take anyone seriously who willingly wants Michigan State on their resume for the rest of their life. Outside of your Rochester Hills and Lincoln Park Lakeview Chicago bubble, this college is a commode. People in the real world literally think you're retarded for graduating from here. Enjoy a life of constantly being labeled a talentless airhead. That said, ignorance is bliss. So turn up, and tune out how dire your life is.

Good luck.