which house should host "i'm shmacked?"

We should throw a sweet party thats for greeks only. (and for campus reps like you of course). It would be a total banger. The house that will be the best location and NOT get shut down (therefore being a complete rager) is Lambda. You just gotta check with their guys to make sure its ok with them.

When are they coming?

My god Lambda do you just live on this site? Your house is on harrison (horrible location) and you are an absolutely average fraternity

Harrison isn't a bad location, by any means. It's worked as a prime greek house location for, um, more than 50 years. Lambda Chis or their reps must have serious self-esteem issues. Constantly promoting themselves here. Considering they will soon be living in tents. ;) Strange website to promote yourself, isn't it, I'm Shmacked!??? Why don't you contact IFC or the houses directly?

You wont have any hot sorority girls at dchi and does sig ep even have a house? Pike or theta chi would be good choices because they're at walking distance from all the hot sororities, near most fraternities and there's a lot of anex houses around.

Theta chi is great for big parties the only problem is there's a high chance of getting shut down unless they keep everyone inside and only let people in through the back door. They will also need a door guy to make sure rando weirdos don't get in.
Pike is also another great house and at a good location plus they always have hot girls over. The only problem is their porch is what makes their parties fun but it's clearly too cold to party outside right now.

OP, I hope you die in a fire

no one wants to be in im schmacked. you just look sloppy and drunk

They're all good, Pikes is fine, Sigma Chi is fine, if your doing it in the spring go to delt sigs, they have by far the most area outside. If not choose any of those and your good.

pike already rejected I'm Schmacked from their parties multiple times