Pi Kappa Alpha - ΠΚΑ Fraternity Ratings at MSU

I don’t know what else to say about these men besides their eccentric taste in winery and their knowledge of foreign economic affairs these are some of the finest men I’ve ever encountered. One of these men showed me their gallery of Gothic Paintings from 19th century England and i was speechless. One of their brothers has won 17 Mr. Olympia’s, what an accomplishment! They were very friendly and invited me to their annual tasting of italian meats social. They were also far more physically superior to me. Bravo!

Associates with:
Chi Omega Sorority

Wow, what can I say about the gentlemen of Pi Kappa Alpha? Some of the most intelligent, articulate, and physically gifted men ever bestowed upon this campus. You can go from discussing 18th English literature with one brother, to deadlifting 525 with another. I was especially impressed with the mid century modern architecture and their impeccable wine cellar.

Associates with:
Kappa Kappa Gamma Sorority

PIKE consists of a ton of odd kids who peaked in high school and continuously boast about how “great” their fraternity is. They don’t really do anything besides run their mouths

Associates with:
Triangle Fraternity
Alpha Omicron Pi Sorority

I have been working in the Midwest Greek Life Community for 21 years now ranking the best houses. I have been to Pike at Michigan State twice. Once in 2013 and another time around a month ago. It is very clear to me that nothing has changed and Pike still remains as the top house. The first thing I noticed outside of their house other than the 25 luxury automobiles driven by all 25 tenants residing in what many call “The Pike Palace”. I noticed that the turf that was imported from various foreign fabrics in France was missing, it did not come to a shocker to learn that it was stolen as an attempt to be like Pike. I took a step inside the house after opening the 10 foot marble door to be greeted by 25 men bench pressing 225 as burnout sets while having girls in Chi Omega spotting all of them and serving them amino acids through straws. I had planned on staying longer but I believed that I had already seen enough to declare Pike a top house. I was left with one saying that stuck with me and made think “If it ain’t Pike, it ain’t right”

Associates with:
Zeta Psi Fraternity
Chi Omega Sorority

After reviewing the Pikes for my 10th year now they are still indeed top house. I did notice that more of them can max out at 315 on the bench press, no small feat. The amount of foreign luxury cars they are driving has increased as Range Rovers seem to be their “car of choice” as of now. None of them were too concerned with supporting the American Automotive Industry. The Pikes were nothing but gentlemen to me, but did tell me to “figure it out” and “get strong” as we discussed my lack of gym memberships. Overall though, great guys.

Associates with:
Chi Omega Sorority

I’m back again. After reviewing pike my team has determined that they are indeed top house. The only negative is when they park their German engineered cars on the sidewalk.

personally they just had a scandal that is VERY not ok and has do due with religion and how some people were treated badly in the past and decided to spray paint a very disrespectful symbol and i know it was just once person but since you are apart of a frat or any organization you represent that organization and this was not a goof look. personally other houses are better they just have the clout bc the name really nothing to you guys sorry

We always win. We always win. We never lose. We continuously win. I woke up one day and forgot how to lose. I love Chi O

Associates with:
Chi Omega Sorority

PIKE IS THE BEST. . .

Associates with:
Alpha Phi Sorority

Complete jerks who think they are above others. They really need to check themselves and reevaluate.