Day in the Life of a SAE

10am-wake up
10:01am-make sure no one vandalized the cheetah statue
10:30am-leave statue alone go inside put on backwards hat
11am-max bench 115lbs in the backyard gym
11:30am-clean cheetah statue
12pm-admire statue
2pm-talk with brothers how we should be top tier
2:30pm-be angry that TKE exists
2:35pm-remembers 20+ person pc, calms down
3pm-take pictures of cheetah statue
3:30pm-attempt to max out at 120lbs on bench
3:31pm-fail bench attempt
3:32pm-scream into the sky (its TKEs fault)
4pm-meditate near the cheetah statue
4:30pm-cheetah tells the chapter “run lib tn”
8pm-pregame lib
9:30pm-show up at lib
10:30pm-shotgun twea (8.67 seconds)
11pm-spotted a Kappa Sig
11pm-remember what they did to our cheetah
11:02pm-cold sweats, tremors, shear panic
11:10pm-wake up in lib bathroom (sticky)
11:15pm-shotgun twea (7.48 seconds)
11:20pm-hear cheetahs cry for help
11:21pm-6 more lemon drops
11:25pm-drive home (speeding)
11:30pm-arrive to cheetah, start inspecting
11:33pm-find finger print (its a TKEs)
11:35pm-drive through the TKE house
11:40pm-go to bed happy (defended cheetah)