Srats compared to why Bill Nye is the best teacher

KD - Bill Nye’s bowtie
ZTA - Bill Nye just wants to see you learn
Pi Phi - Bill Nye can find any info you want

ADPi - Bill Nye never ages, he’ll teach FOREVER
Theta - Bill Nye looks like Abe Lincoln

Tridelt - Bill Nye supports LGBTQ+ movements
Axid - Bill Nye will teach you the piano

Chi O - Bill Nye’s teachings transcend age
Aephi - Bill Nye will teach you how to bowtie
Kappa - Bill Nye will act out ACT V of Hamlet

DZ - Bill Nye will teach you how to hold a globe
Gamma Phi - Bill Nye can twerk