accurate sorority descriptions

a phi: peaked in high school, individually nice but mean as a collective
pi phi: a phi rejects, only care about being a top house
dg:
g phi: can't take them swimming unless you want an orange pool
sigma: full of fake blondes
kappa: people with actual personalities, unproblematic
theta: half look like they don't shower and half are party animals
adpi: absolutely nothing interesting about pc 17, 18, or 19
chi o: bookworms to the max, and that's all they know how to talk about
axo: mixed bag, think they're top, the majority are desperate social climbers
aephi: half hot, half not
asa: typically forgotten