the real secrets

G-Phi--Too many gnomes
Aphi--Not enough gnomes
DG--could use a few more gnomes
Zeta--Has just the right number of gnomes
Kappa--they all unzip their skin when the pnms leave
Theta--Puts on the skin of the kappas
Tri-delt--hates vegans and presbytarians
Alpha chi--slipped on the banana
ChiO--placed the banana
Delta Zeta--told pi phi the story
Pi Phi--heard the story
KD--knows.