be realistic y'all

According to Greekrank, here is everything you had to do to have a really successful rush:

- Be attractive with a low BMI...even if we see it's quite the contrary
-Dress with class and in good materials on all occasions, not have your makeup overdone, not overaccessorize ever. I mean, no potential top tier pnms do the latter AT ALLLL. Nor does anyone EVER forgive them for it, am I right????
-Shave your toes.
-Be socially perfect during the early rounds especially, despite how loud it is and the fact some people doing the rushing don't know how to have a convo, since it's really all about how YOU fit in
-Be "old money" even if true old money is like 1% of the pnms
-Be from Highland Park.
-Be from Texas only.
-Live in Hardin only.
-GO TO CAMP.
-Be a cheerleader.
-God forbid you ever be a sophomore with a better resume and sense of self than most freshmen.

If the above was really all anyone cared about, good chapters and top chapters would be filled with clones. Like 80% of the PNMs would have long been cut.