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how to cope at sdt

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I had them through Philanthropy last year, so I made up a lot of alarming "fun facts" about myself and something must have worked. If you get them past philanthropy, stop at nothing. They will talk to you in groups of 2 or 3. If everyone is on board, I would suggest the Silent Humming Trick. As they talk to your group, hum softly in unison. When they stop, y'all stop. Continue until it gets sufficiently weird.

Make up some games. Get creative. If someone asks you a personal question, say you can't answer it because you're a mermaid or other mythical creature. End with an awkward silence. The next girl in your group can respond to the question with something more outlandish.

Ideas for the unfortunate people who make it to Skit:

Turn to stare at one of the SDTs standing on the side. Do not move your gaze. Just stare, the whole time. Bring a friend in on this, if you can. A subtle version of t

If you get to prefs, Panic Round begins. Now's the time to whip out more extreme tactics. If you are somewhere personal enough in the space where not many people can see, even better. As soon as a question is asked, begin tapping your head and muttering "shut up in there! All of you! Shut up in there!" You can also opt to have loud conversations with your multiple personalities and bring them in. You can engage a friend at your table if she is there too. She can bring in hers.

They will never want you back. This is what they get for stomping into recruitment.

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you must have wound up pledging Pi Phi last year -- there's no other excuse for the kind of rudeness you describe

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by: well   

I agree that kind of behavior is downright cruel, but unfortunately Pi Phi does not have a monopoly on egocentric, immature "mean girls"

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i know a girl who's a pi phi that pretended to have tourettes

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Or...you know...be gracious. Totally depends on how you were raised I guess.

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I'm a Pi Phi... rude and entitled. AND they think we all want to be them. Think again Pi Phi. My dog is better

By: Sammy
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this one is definitely not a pi phi

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Love this and La Di Da. My heart goes out to you.

By: Haters gonna hate
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It isn't technically bad manners to do any of these things. There's a difference between being rude and being eccentric. They just have to get used to your "quirks" :) I mean, it could be real.

Some girl could indeed have 50 tiny smurfs walking around in her head telling her things.

DON'T HATE. SDT IS ALL ABOUT THE HIGHEST DEGREE OF TOLERANCE AND ACCEPTANCE, AMIRITE

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F__k you and f__k all the b__ches applauding this person. Take a minute to imagine if your sorority were the same size as SDT on campus. Would this be funny to you? If any PNMs are reading this, for the love of god be gracious. I know these aren't the best girls on campus but you're an awful person if you actually treat them this badly. People like the thunderc__t that wrote this post are the reason why people assume I'm a stuck up preppy b__ch the moment they see me near my house or wearing my letters. Keep being a worthless dumb c__t if it makes you feel better but please don't be a bad influence on these PNMs.

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the point is to find a way to not get invited back to a house that invites everyone back. they should not be doing recruitment at all.

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You're so vulgar. Just hop off, get yourself a sense of humor, and maybe a better vocabulary.

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Wow you're the kind of person who casually throws the word c--t around, aka no class.

No one cares about your dumb letters or judges you when you wear your little spirit jersey with your cliche polo cap, hair curled for your 8am, and act so sororityty. You need to get over your stupid little complex. Lilly Pulitzer, fake Tory Burch and Kendra Scott do not make you preppy, dear. I haven't thought about the word "preppy" let alone used it since I read the Clique series in 6th grade. Neither should you at your age. All of the above said, I can guess what kind of tryhard sorority you must be in.

It's a fact that SDT should not be doing formal recruitment, and there is nothing wrong with making light of that. No PNM is stupid enough to resort to any of the hilarious extremes listed. It's something a lot of girls wish they could do when they walk in.

Take your serious anger problems elsewhere.

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have a little compassion. can you imagine being an active in sdt and having to talk to a thousand girls knowing that 99% of them don't want to be there? it's going to be a nightmare for them. most actives had no say in the decision to participate in formal recruitment and i'm sure that a lot of them are dreading it. be nice, gracious, and polite, it's not like it's that hard. if you do what op described you are a mean and selfish person. op, i sure as hell hope you're not in my sorority.

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by: shut up   

then don't do formal recruitment then you won't have to talk to all those people who don't want you. pretty simple.

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This is hilarious

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Just tell them that you are looking for a different experience and want to be in another house. I did that when I went through, the girl I was with told me she appreciated my honesty and understood. Apparently a lot of people did that.You can be honest and kind at the same time.

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Doesn't work. They will still invite you back.

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I'm sure they don't want you back. The system will invite you back despite what they want because they have such a low return rate.

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