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books that will never be written

by: Fitz

How to Make Your Own Way in the World...by FIJI
What is Vineyard Vines?....by SAE
Why We Never Self-Promote...by Alpha Chi
It's Great to be Number One!...by Sigma Chi
How to Have a Successful Recruitment....by Delta Gamma
Why Tanning Salons are Dangerous...by Alpha Phi
I Never Rest on My Laurels...by Pi Phi
Virginity...it is a Deal Breaker....by ZTA
Because Kindness Matters....by Kappa
I Never Wear Lilly Just to Fit In....by Kappa Delta
Any others?

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#1  by: JFk   
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My Phi Beta Kappa key by AZD.

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#2  by: Lol   
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Pretty funny.

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by: DisagreeDec 31, 2013 12:53:11 AM

Pretty rude.

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by: Oh Come on!Dec 31, 2013 1:03:27 AM

I am in one of the sororities mentioned and I think it is funny. I think the person is making fun of the stereotypes, not the actual groups. Or that is how I took it! Lighten up.

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#3  by: Let's see...   
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Cargo Shorts...What Not To Wear...by Phi Delt
Core Four. What is That and Who Cares?...by ADPi

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by: NeverDec 31, 2013 10:01:42 AM

seen a Phi Delt in cargo shorts, first one that doesn't have some connection to reality. In general Phi Delt probably falls slightly to the try-hard side.

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#4  by: Duh   
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We rage hard -Lambda Chi

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by: AlsoDec 31, 2013 1:04:50 PM

The value of pledgeship- Lambda Chi

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#5  by: lulz   
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We Are Thin and Gorgeous, by SDT

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by: Ok...Dec 31, 2013 6:00:45 PM

The others were funny. That one is just mean.

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by: Ok...Jan 1, 2014 9:20:53 PM

Mean? Yeah. But completely true.

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#6  by: more books   
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My Hair Is Not Full of Secrets by Chi O
Strangers in Houston by Theta
Fahrenheit 451: Bible Hunting Edition by Tri Delt
Playing by the Rules by Sig Ep
A Hitchhiker's Guide to Diversity by Kappa Sig
The Anti-Turnt Manifesto by ATO
How Obvious It Is That Reagan Was Our Bro by TKE
Deep In the Heart of West Campus by Delt
A Comprehensive Guide to PR by Omicron
A Juicy J Success Story by Phi Psi

By: more books
by: SteveJan 3, 2014 5:56:54 PM

Yes. Best post on this site.

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by: bookJan 3, 2014 6:00:06 PM

A Juicy J Success Story by Phi Psi (edited by Phi Delt)

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by: #TurnipMar 19, 2014 8:12:07 AM

this is gold

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#7  by: Condo guy   
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We love the big six by the core four

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by: dkfjfJan 2, 2014 6:54:09 AM

haha

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#8  by: HUMMMMM....^^^^^   
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Thinking more like a PiPhi, Zeta, and Kappa post. Funny you don't consider them Big 6 anymore, Condo guy (girl LOL)! And then one must also add, Core 4 doesn't exist, right!!!! Make up your mind!! AND don't add the words, "Any Others" if you don't want to play the same game.

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by: What?Jan 4, 2014 10:33:59 PM

Were you drunk while writing this? I hope so, because it makes absolutely no sense.

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#9  by: and this too....ha   
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Top Tier:
1. Whataburger
2. Chick-Fil-A
3. Canes
4. McDonalds

Middle Tier:
6. Taco Bell
7. Jack in the Box
8. Sonic
9. DQ

Bottom Tier:
10. Schlotzskis
11. Arbys
12. Panda Express

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by: nick sabanJan 8, 2014 2:07:35 AM

mcdonalds top tier? you have to be kidding me

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#10  by: here's one   
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How To Never Be On AXO/DG/Zeta level, written by Alpha Phi with ADPi

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by: HmmmJan 3, 2014 5:56:26 PM

ZTA: Our Equals...DG/AXO

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by: orJan 3, 2014 7:28:13 PM

Being hygienic... ZTA

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