sigma chi house situation

I know there’s been a lot of confusion lately regarding the future of Sigma Chi due to recent hazing allegations. The amount trouble they’re in is unknown to most and so is their social future, especially regarding their new house.
However, I can clear this up. Sigma Chi will actually be getting 4 new houses, as their access to vast wealth through donors and the sheer monetary power of the brothers makes this possible. They will be purchasing the Fiji house, the SAE house, the Phi Psi House, and the Kappa Sig house.
However, only one house will be used as a traditional fraternity house. Which one that will be, I remain unsure. However, the remaining three houses will be used as chapels called Sigmagogs. There they will worship their founder and demigod leader, Sigmund Kaiser, also known as “The Great One”. They will sacrifice newborns and empty beer cans by burning them in a bonfire to appease Sigmund. He will return the favor by granting the Machis sick gainz and a bountiful cuffing season. How else would they have such amazing skills with the ladies? The ceremony is called “The Machining” and is kept very secret. I have only discovered this ceremony because I was taking a piss next to their house once and looked in the window. Please take this seriously and move with haste. Who knows what Sigmund is plotting.