I pledge allegience to the flag

of the united states of america. And to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice applied selectively, with overt preference granted to self-absorbed rich kids who fail to mature enough in life to observe the singular nature of life, thereby never developing a sense of empathy and contributing to the inevitable reality that unless something DRASTIC changes before there are 87 billion people on the planet, humanity will be the end of humanity. Amen.