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POLL: Is it Okay to fart loudly during RUSH?

by: Vcd

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#141  by: Cx   
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I have my plunger, and a toilet brush, 15 rolls of toilet paper, and 22 pounds of baked beans. I am ready for RUSH!

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#142  by: Greasy    
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For me and my sorority sisters, we pile on the grease during rush. We eat greasy eggs, we put on greasy makeup, we buy greasy bacon and we drink greasy drinks.

Then, during RUSH, we release the grease as we please. Fart after fart, we release the grease as we please!

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#143  by: Uti   
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The best is when I eat only soup for 1 week prior to rush, then my farts are wet…the PNMs get sprayed all day long!

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#144  by: V   
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Blonded hair 225
Nails 65
Clothes 250
Shoes 45

RUSH ready!

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#145  by: T   
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Turds away!

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#146  by: Pistachio    
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I eat nothing but milkshakes for four days before rush starts, the result is nothing but pure gastric joy!

Fart, and repeat. Fart and repeat.

By: Pistachio
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#147  by: Oooooo   
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Oooooo

Pppoooooo

Stinky you!

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#148  by: Pushy Tushy   
#148    

Rush and Beans go together…light my fire!

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#149  by: Wish and piss   
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Weeks until RUSH and my sorority has started our Taco Bell diet. We will be ready…

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#150  by: Love it   
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It was the night before rush, and all through the house, not a fart was stirring, not even an explosive mouse.

So I ate some beans, and some Taco Bell, and I dyed my hair blonde, and the rest I won’t tell!

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