POLL: Is it Okay to fart loudly during RUSH?
by: Vcd
#131 by: Pushy tushy mushy cushy
Last year during rush, I had gone to Taco Bell, and ate four burritos before my sorority started the day.
The results were predictable, I spent half the day in the bathroom, the other half of the day I stunk up the room where we all were gathered. Fortunately, nobody could tell it was me, so I really had a good time.
Comment#133 by: S
There once was a girl named Poppy,
She dressed for RUSH quite sloppy,
She wore a squirt and a top,
But nothing under this slob,
Then she farted with glee,
And soon sat on knees,
When her bowels went plop plop!
The smell was so bad,
But still she was glad,
So again she went plop plop!
Her turds on the floor,
So she ran out the door,
During RUSH her farts went pop pop!
by: FdoJul 15, 2024 6:48:28 AM
She ran for the door,
And into Lake Mendota,
She farted and farted,
Then came the bubbles!
She moved like a jet ski,
Her farts were so powerful,
Until swimmers grabbed her,
That started her troubles!
A dog licked her face,
And the sun went down,
But her farts continued,
In Lake Mendota she drowned!
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by: SesJul 14, 2024 5:30:30 AM
Brilliant!
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