POLL: 18th Century London had “Farting Clubs”.
by: Wallow
Comment#83by: Grad
Yesterday was graduation, and I was graduating.
So I went to Taco Bell, and loaded up on bean burritos.
Then I was off to graduation, it was a two hour farting festival.
Fortunately, people sitting around me, could not leave, although I know they wanted to
My farts were loud and clear, and they were plentiful
After a while, people sitting around me, were crying, it was as if they had eaten onions, but really, they were only smelling my farts.
It was one of the best days ever.
by: Weary
I was sitting directly behind you at graduation, that was the worst smell I have ever had in my entire life.
My eyes were watering, I couldn’t breathe, and it didn’t stop for two hours, and I couldn’t leave my seat
By the time they called my name, I was looking for an escape, and I ran to the front of the stage, blinded by your farts, I ran into the stage, and fell on the ground in front of everybody at the graduation.
I lost a tooth.
Worst smell ever.
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#84by: X
Last night our fraternity held a very small “FARTY PARTY”!
Everyone ate “beef, a Roni” from a can.
Exactly 1 hour later, the Farting began. Eventually, we were able to synchronize our farts, it almost sounded like Beethoven
We started singing to our farts, it could’ve been an opera.
Best time ever!
by: R
#85by: Rexnard
by: D
#89by: Poo Bag
I had a long airplane flight across the country, seven hours long.
Right before I got on the plane, I had three beers.
The next thing I knew, beer farts, were popping out!
The entire plane started to smell like beer farts, people started puking, others started farting, we all drank more beer.
The smell was inescapable, people were going to the bathroom just to get away from the smell in the main cabin.
It was such a happy time, such a happy place, Everyone was enjoying themselves, but the stench of beer farts and puke was very strong!
by: Pii
My girlfriend was on the plane, she hid in the bathroom for 30 minutes, because the smell was so bad in the main cabin. She said the bathroom smelled better!
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by: Zero
It was at Wando’s Bar.
I was drinking a fish bowl, when you farted on me.
I ran out of the bar, and almost got hit by a car.
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