POLL: 18th Century London had “Farting Clubs”.

I feel so free now, I can fart loudly anywhere on campus now, these Farting clubs have liberated us.

Farts for everyone!

Last night I was pushing out a fart at the bar, unfortunately, a group of people was standing right next to me, so I accidentally farted all over them.

Several ran away, others just smiled.

I kept farting. It was a good evening.!

Yesterday was graduation, and I was graduating.

So I went to Taco Bell, and loaded up on bean burritos.

Then I was off to graduation, it was a two hour farting festival.

Fortunately, people sitting around me, could not leave, although I know they wanted to

My farts were loud and clear, and they were plentiful

After a while, people sitting around me, were crying, it was as if they had eaten onions, but really, they were only smelling my farts.

It was one of the best days ever.

Last night our fraternity held a very small “FARTY PARTY”!

Everyone ate “beef, a Roni” from a can.

Exactly 1 hour later, the Farting began. Eventually, we were able to synchronize our farts, it almost sounded like Beethoven

We started singing to our farts, it could’ve been an opera.

Best time ever!

On Tuesday at 6 PM, the Farting club will be meeting at Taco Bell on State Street.

New members qualify for a free burrito supreme!

We had 23 new members last week, let’s see if we can match that this week.

Farting forever!

Yes, to Farting Clubs on the campus, I want to join a Farting club now!

I am going to franchise this idea, I am going to start a nationwide network of Farting Clubs.

This brilliant idea is going to make me a millionaire.

It is time to resurrect the idea from the ash bin of history.

I will be at Taco Bell on 6 PM on Tuesday, for the next meeting of the UW Farting club!

I had a long airplane flight across the country, seven hours long.

Right before I got on the plane, I had three beers.

The next thing I knew, beer farts, were popping out!

The entire plane started to smell like beer farts, people started puking, others started farting, we all drank more beer.

The smell was inescapable, people were going to the bathroom just to get away from the smell in the main cabin.

It was such a happy time, such a happy place, Everyone was enjoying themselves, but the stench of beer farts and puke was very strong!

One fart, was all it took to clear the movie theater.

John Wick, I farted in John Wick!