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POLL: 18th Century London had “Farting Clubs”.

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Just let one go, it filled up the entire lecture hall, people started to leave right away, by the end of class there were only two of us left.

It was one of the happiest moments of my life.

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by: H   

I was in the class, the lecture hall smelled like a toilet.

They couldn’t take it anymore, I had to leave.

By: H
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It happened again. I thought I was going to fart, but instead, a giant turd popped out, fell down my leg, and on the floor in front of my biology lab partner

She asked, “is that a turd on the floor“?

I said, “it could be”

She asked “what else could it be“

I said, it could be a UFO, that has crashed earth. She liked that, and she decided to come home with me now, and she is my girlfriend from this day forward.

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by: Poi   

True love!

By: Poi
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Tonight is a dance at the fraternity, and beforehand. I am eating lunch at Taco Bell and I am eating dinner at Taco Bell.

So I will be fully primed and ready to fire my farts in all directions, farts on the dance floor, farts, when I am hugging, and farts when I am chugging beer!

By: Zw
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This is so exciting to me, I really want to find a farting club that I can join.

For years, I farted alone, and I had to hide it

Now, with farting Clubs coming to the campus, we can hold Farty Parties!

By: Yt
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#65    

My dog took a dump on my shoe, so I started to laugh, I laughed so hard that I took a dump on my other shoe.

My dog smiled at me, and I laughed some more. Then I took the poo into my fraternity house, and put it in the toilet, then I left it there, and soon the fraternity smelled like a dump.

It made me feel so proud, me, and my dog bonded, it was a special moment.

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by: Doggy   

I love doggies. And doggies love, me.

By: Doggy
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#66by:    
#66    

This post brings tears of joy to my eyes.

We all need to belong to a Farting club, the world would be a better place..

By: G
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I just filled up the toilet bowl, and have decided to leave it without flushing!

Now my sorority can smell great all day, and it cost me nothing, I feel free!!

By: Willy
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by: Oop   

So liberating, you are free of societies, arbitrary rules. What an inspiration to us all.

By: Oop
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Yesterday I was at humorOlogy, and it was a lot of fun. Just me and a few thousand of my closest friends,

Before the show, I filled up on Taco Bell, during the show, I was a “lean mean, farting machine!”

I farted so strongly, that the braids on the girl in front of me flew up in the air.

The sweet smell of success.!

By: Humorology
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#69    

Light the farts on fire!!!

By: F
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I just blasted a greasy one, and left a stain on my white dress.

Now I have to go change before chemistry lab.

By: Sassy Lassy
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by: WW   

That happened to me too!

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by: Zip   

This is so empowering.

Girl power! Methane gas power!

By: Zip
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