POLL: 18th Century London had “Farting Clubs”.
by: Wallow#62 by: Cute
It happened again. I thought I was going to fart, but instead, a giant turd popped out, fell down my leg, and on the floor in front of my biology lab partner
She asked, “is that a turd on the floor“?
I said, “it could be”
She asked “what else could it be“
I said, it could be a UFO, that has crashed earth. She liked that, and she decided to come home with me now, and she is my girlfriend from this day forward.
#63 by: Zw
Tonight is a dance at the fraternity, and beforehand. I am eating lunch at Taco Bell and I am eating dinner at Taco Bell.
So I will be fully primed and ready to fire my farts in all directions, farts on the dance floor, farts, when I am hugging, and farts when I am chugging beer!
#65 by: Hi
My dog took a dump on my shoe, so I started to laugh, I laughed so hard that I took a dump on my other shoe.
My dog smiled at me, and I laughed some more. Then I took the poo into my fraternity house, and put it in the toilet, then I left it there, and soon the fraternity smelled like a dump.
It made me feel so proud, me, and my dog bonded, it was a special moment.
#68 by: Humorology
Yesterday I was at humorOlogy, and it was a lot of fun. Just me and a few thousand of my closest friends,
Before the show, I filled up on Taco Bell, during the show, I was a “lean mean, farting machine!”
I farted so strongly, that the braids on the girl in front of me flew up in the air.
The sweet smell of success.!
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by: HApr 20, 2023 5:06:05 PM
I was in the class, the lecture hall smelled like a toilet.
They couldn’t take it anymore, I had to leave.