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POLL: 18th Century London had “Farting Clubs”.

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So inspiring!

By: ZZ
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#52by:    
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Light them up!

By: Poiut
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#53by:    
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Just laid a fart that will last for 100 years in our fraternity house!

By: Farwweee
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Well, that was something, I just farted so hard the door of our sorority blew open!

By: DD
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#55    

5 burritos plus 3 tacos equals 1 blast!!!!

Simple math…

By: Mushy
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It took 3 days but I finally filled my frat toilet bowl to the rim!!!

The stench is beautiful!

By: Oooo
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by: V   

Awesome…

By: V
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Well, I thought it was going to be a fart, but it turned out it wasn’t, and I accidentally crapped on the floor.

This was in organic chemistry class, so nobody really noticed, because I was sitting in the middle of the auditorium

But the smell was incredible, everyone could smell it, but I don’t think anyone knew where it was coming from.

Happened at the beginning of an exam, the exam lasted over one hour, and at the end of the exam, I quietly left the room, and my crap remained on the floor.

It was so memorable, so unforgettable, it was a lucky day .

By: Inertia
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For many years, I have been trying to light my farts on fire, but I have been unsuccessful.

It is hard to get the flame in the right position, in my sorority house doesn’t have a lot of privacy.

So it was a surprise to me, when yesterday, I successfully burned five farts, we celebrated all night long!

By: U
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by: Jo   

This is so beautiful and wonderful.

By: Jo
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by: D   

The key is to use a lighter that has a long flame. I have a lighter that we called “old sparky”, and old Sparky is very talented at lighting them up!!!

By: D
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On Tuesday at 6 PM, we will be meeting at Taco Bell on State Street, in order to form a new Farting club on campus.

The time has come, the dawn of a new era.

By: Zzz
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My roommate says she is going to leave, she says she can’t stand it anymore.

She says that all I do is fart in my sleep, I don’t deny it, because when I sleep, all I do is dream about farting.!

By: Yoyo
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