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POLL: 18th Century London had “Farting Clubs”.

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Posted By: Wallow
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For three days I ate nothing except for onions and hard-boiled eggs.

On the fourth day, I farted a river of stench, everything smelled like onions and eggs.

I went to the swimming, pool, and farted underwater, the bubbles came to the surface and smelled like onions and eggs.

Swimmers moved away from me. But I kept farting!

By: Wiff
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#92    

Another day, another fart!

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#93by:    
#93    

Just filled the toilet, now, the key is not to flush it for five days!

By: G
by: Lkj   

Brilliant move!!!

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#94    

Tuesday at 6 PM at Taco Bell on State Street, is the weekly meeting of the UW Farting club.

18 more members joined last week, come hungry, leave smelly!

Remember our motto: “we came, we saw, and we farted!”

By: Po
by: Iu   

I will be there!

By: Iu
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#95    

I just cleared out a McDonald’s with one fart!

By: F
by: Rde   

That is quite an accomplishment…

By: Rde
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#96    

At the student union, fart after fart after fart, like a farting machine gun.

Cleared the terrace, cleared the elevator, cleared the art studio, kept on farting.

Farts smelled like chicken, people kept saying where are the chickens?

There were no chickens, just my farts.

I think I farted 500 times, the more I farted, the better, I felt, but the worse everyone else felt…

Hooray for the Farting Clubs.

By: Dgghhhh
by: Opp   

I was at the student union, the entire place smelled like greasy chicken.

It made me so hungry, that I had to go get a chicken sandwich.

Your farts made me hungry….

By: Opp
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#97    

The turds are flying today!

By: O
by: Dfh   

A good fart is worth a dollar!

By: Dfh
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The bus was late, and by the time I boarded, I had to fart.

So I farted, and I farted, and I farted, then other passengers started to fart.

We all decided to light our farts on fire, because it was night, all you could see was flashes of light.

Then we started to sing songs, while we farted.

When the bus ride was over, we all felt better. Except for the bus driver, he looked like a landfill.

By: Try
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#99    

Light them on fire!

By: Was
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#100    

I was eating chicken gizzards at my favorite place, I had 14 of them.

Then I went back to my sorority, and I crapped them all out

But I didn’t flush the toilet, so the entire sorority started to smell like chicken gizzards.

It was a beautiful smell.

By: H
by: Meat   

This is so inspirational, it is the way life should be.

By: Meat
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