POLL: 18th Century London had “Farting Clubs”.
by: Wallow
#91 by: Wiff
For three days I ate nothing except for onions and hard-boiled eggs.
On the fourth day, I farted a river of stench, everything smelled like onions and eggs.
I went to the swimming, pool, and farted underwater, the bubbles came to the surface and smelled like onions and eggs.
Swimmers moved away from me. But I kept farting!
Commentby: IuMay 21, 2023 4:27:51 PM
by: RdeMay 22, 2023 6:37:02 PM
#96 by: Dgghhhh
At the student union, fart after fart after fart, like a farting machine gun.
Cleared the terrace, cleared the elevator, cleared the art studio, kept on farting.
Farts smelled like chicken, people kept saying where are the chickens?
There were no chickens, just my farts.
I think I farted 500 times, the more I farted, the better, I felt, but the worse everyone else felt…
Hooray for the Farting Clubs.
by: OppMay 23, 2023 2:56:59 PM
I was at the student union, the entire place smelled like greasy chicken.
It made me so hungry, that I had to go get a chicken sandwich.
Your farts made me hungry….
- 1
- 0
by: DfhMay 24, 2023 3:44:10 PM
#98 by: Try
The bus was late, and by the time I boarded, I had to fart.
So I farted, and I farted, and I farted, then other passengers started to fart.
We all decided to light our farts on fire, because it was night, all you could see was flashes of light.
Then we started to sing songs, while we farted.
When the bus ride was over, we all felt better. Except for the bus driver, he looked like a landfill.
by: MeatMay 28, 2023 8:02:54 AM
Post Reply
Before you type: Remember, do not post names, initials, or any derogatory content.
YOU MAY ALSO LIKE
Didn't find your school?Request for your school to be featured on GreekRank.
by: LkjMay 21, 2023 6:56:22 AM
Brilliant move!!!
- 1
- 0
Report