POLL: Is it OK to fart loudly during RUSH?

I filled balloons with farts on bid day!

One of our members had a dog, and brought it during rush.

I was sitting next to the dog, and the dog kept farting. So I lit a few of the dogs farts on fire, and the dog just smiled at me.

Rush lasted five hours, the dog farted for five hours, and eventually my lighter ran out of butane...

I blasted and tooted so much, that my intestines exploded!

Rush is the best time to fart.

One of my sorority sisters, farted so loudly, we couldn’t hear the video during rush.

One of the PNM‘s started laughing, she couldn’t stop laughing, then we all started farting and we all started laughing, and we couldn’t stop

Sucks Farting when nobody is around, that is what makes Rush farts so special!

One good blast is all I need...

Tooting makes me happy!

I am a senior now, and my claim to fame at my sorority, is that I am the prettiest girl in the house, and I have never paid for a meal or a drink in my life, and I probably never will.

I also have dyslexia, and when I was a freshman, just after rush, we were invited to a fraternity party. But I misread the flyer, I thought it said we were invited to a “fart party“. But what really said, was that we were invited to a “frat party“.

Anyway, I had my boyfriend buy me some Taco Bell, I ate a lot of it, and then I went to what I thought was the “fart party“. I farted my brains out, and then I kept farting, and I kept farting, and I kept farting.

After about an hour, the dance floor cleared, people were choking, and choking, and choking. I kept farting.

It was one of the happiest moments of my life.

Rush is my favorite time to get farty; Close the windows, and get ready for some wind!