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POLL: Is it OK to fart loudly during RUSH?

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Posted By: Hiko
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It was at Rush a while ago, and I was minding my own business, sitting quietly in the bathroom, lighting my farts on fire.

In burst the rush chairman, she asked me “what are you doing?“

I said “I am lighting my farts on fire, what are you doing“.

She said “oh, that’s fine”, and she left the bathroom.

By: KJ
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I blasted so powerfully That my dress flew up. And it was loud, and it was long, and it stunk like an onion.

Rush was never the same after that

By: Iou
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#43by:    
#43    

I drink soda pop before rush, so I can fart all day long

By: G
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#44by:    
#44    

I remember a blast from the past

By: Xzf
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#45by:    
#45    

Bombs away!

By: C
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#46by:    
#46    

We encourage this activity because it is wholesome.

By: A
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#47by:    
#47    

I just love to fart, and Rush gives me the opportunity to enjoy a captive audience.

By: Ggg
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So during rush, it may have happened, I might have done it, I didn’t mean it, I couldn’t help it, it smelled really bad, it was a stench, but then I enjoyed it, others were horrified, but I really enjoyed it.

By: Zebra
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It was my senior year, and I had beat it, I was about to graduate, but then I decided to do a 5th year.

My 5th year I went on the Taco Bell diet, I ate nothing but Taco Bell for the entire year. So when rush was happening, I may have farted a few hundred times, the smell was overwhelming, the entire place smelled like enchiladas.

My sisters were passing out, I couldn’t stop laughing, I couldn’t stop farting, it was the best day of my life!

By: Beca
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Let them fly!

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